![]() And they must be millennials because if you don’t give them what they need, they stand around and bitch, and if they can’t find their way to a job, they stand around and bitch. ![]() They need housing (cardboard boxes!), they need toilet facilities (and the shitter is always full in hell), they need machines to turn poop into awful drinking water, they need to be tortured. Lmao just lmao.Īnd while your minions are basically competent, in that they can sort of do tasks you assign to them, they have a lot of needs. Yes, Hell runs on coal, and you think Elon Musk’s stupid cars are going to save you. To actually build things, your idiot sinners need to extract resources like dirt and coal. You know, exactly like capitalism.īut life isn’t all that simple for the Assistant Manager to the Star of the Morning. The Hell of Prison Architect is a simple place: sinners arrive and you, as Assistant Manager, put them to work at various tasks like “being tortured,” then harvest their sweet, sweet Suffering and use it to build basic accommodations and facilities like flesh farms, shitters, and water squeezers that gather moisture from the shitter to provide something resembling drinking water. The Prologue, currently available on Steam, shows off a game inspired by Dungeon Keeper, Oxygen Not Included, and Prison Architect, so there’s a theme (obviously) of torture and mayhem, but it’s light-hearted. In Hell, Suffering is literally the currency. And much like Assistant Managers in every fast food and retail chain, your job is doing all the grunt work to harvest suffering for the big boss. That’s what Hell Architect offers: your shot at the Assistant Manager gig. But have you ever wanted to take on…a management role in the finest underworld organization known to man? There’s the action game based on a classic work of literature which merited (fake, paid) protests. There’s the album about bats getting out of it. There has been a lot of great art about Hell.
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